Epitaph I

Here lies poor Lucas, he thought he was a cow,
It was a silly thing to think, and he’s a burger now.

Epitaph II

Here lies poor Mabel, who died whilst turning tricks,
Who only proved the Bible right, so please don’t trick against the pricks.

Dearly Departed

The epitaph is something at which the English excel, whether the deceased be real, fictional or indeterminate.


Funny Poems about Death


Max Scratchmann

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