Albert Venus

This is the story of Albert Venus
And his multi-talented performing penis,
Who travelled the world and the solar system
Showing off his mighty piston.

Rude Rhymes for Adults - Albert Venus and his performing penis

It balanced a ball, it made the tea,
It sang a song and went to sea,
And all the ladies sighed and said,
Please God, one night, before I’m dead.

Rude Rhymes for Adults ...and all the ladies sighed

Cockney Rhyme

Albert Venus is a versatile chap and his appendage capable of all sorts of amazing tricks.


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