The Fall of Betty

Betty was an awful girl, she went with all the boys,
And her favours would bestow in exchange for sweets and toys.
The parish priest he was her first, the vicar followed suit,
And Betty soon began to have an awful lot of loot.

Her mother hid her head in shame, her Gran asked for a cut,
And Betty set up her HQ behind the Pizza Hut.

One day she did get drafted, by the men from MI5,
They said we’ll take you out of here, this is a low-life dive.
So Betty went to London and did things for the crown,
She said they call it going up, but it’s still going down.

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