Bethany’s Song

Bethany the bread deliverer had a curvy figure
All the local baker boys pursued her with full vigour
Oh come and feel our bread boards, they’re firm and hard and stiff
But Bethany, she tossed her head, and said, oh yeah, as if!

Bread Sticks

Innuendo in excelsis in Max's poem about banter between a female bread deliverer and the hormone fuelled baker boys.

Category

Funny Sex Poems

Author

Max Scratchmann

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