Death in the Family

Clementina Littlejohn,
Beat to death her brother Ron,
Killed her mother, stabbed her dad,
Electrified her Uncle Tad,
Oh how the neighbours wept and cried,
The night that little Clem got fried.

Internecine Strife

Clementina Littlejohn successively murders members of her family by increasingly bizarre means until…


Funny Poems about Death


Max Scratchmann

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