Peedie Mary loved a spanking on her Orkney isle,
Loved to feel her wee bum tingle, warm that extra mile,
Mary loved boy called Siggy, loved his stocky whip,
Let him tie her in the byre, found it really hip,
Whip me, Siggy, Mary spluttered, tie me to a tree,
But he couldn't, 'cause there weren't none, on the isle Orkney.
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