Things are hotting up, with a further collection of nonsense poems on themes as diverse as fellatio, cunnilingus, bondage and go-go dancing. Those unfamiliar with nonsense verse or Max Scratchmann's poetry may like to get their eye in with some clean nonsense poems before tackling these spicier offerings.
Max assures me that peedie is a Scottish diminutive which means simply little, rather than indicating an interest involving water sports. After all, one fetish should be enough for most people!
Harmony claims that one third of all marriages begin on its online dating site, but quite a significant number still result from encounters on a doctor's couch.
A twisted retelling of the traditional story of Little Red Riding Hood and the grannicidal wolf.
Max lived for a period on Orkney and later recounted his experiences in a book Chucking it All: How Downshifting to a Windswept Scottish Island Did Absolutely Nothing to Improve My Quality of Life which did not go down well with the islanders. Let's hope they don't follow his poetry.
More poetry on the theme of priapism.
Betty led a troubled life before being recruited by MI5 as an undercover agent, in every sense of the word.
A husband who won't go the extra mile is supplanted by a next door neighbour who is happy to attend to his neighbour's lady garden.
The rampant Jasper Jasper signally fails to capture the heart, mind or body of his intended victim.
As you sow, so shall you reap.
A go-go dancer in a low class joint dreams of stardom.
Aberrant sexual behaviour can usually be traced to our formative years!
The shady lady in question is a rather exotic, Gitane-smoking prostitute named Cleopatra, so you can guess the rest. Or perhaps you can't.
A triple limerick which is explicitly sexual and sexually explicit.
Understanding the poem would be aided if you're familiar with the term propylaeum - I wasn't and I'm not sure that I can.
A sex fantasy cum poem about Red Hot Rita, a meter maid and much more besides.